Ohio Express - Cowboy Convention lyrics

I was riding the prairie When out of the blue I could see There were two dozen Indians Starting to close up on me There was no place I could run And I never carry a gun So I cried for help [Chorus] And along came Hop-Along-Ca**idy Maverick, and Billy The Kidd I'd have been lost if they hadn't Shown up as they did And there was even Doc Holiday Buffalo Bill, Jesse James And three hundred cavalry But I can't remember their names I was safe in my cabin And thinking of going to bed When an Indian tomahawk Stuck in the wall by my head I looked through the window and saw There were three thousand Indians or more So I cried for help [Chorus] But one day I was caught and Was taken to see Running Bear But we got on so well that He told me that I could stay there And according to Indian law I could have me a choice of a squaw I needed no help! But along came Hop-Along-Ca**idy Maverick, and Billy The Kidd I'd have been fine if they hadn't Shown up as they did And there was even Doc Holiday Buffalo Bill, Jesse James And three hundred cavalry But I can't remember their names