Off Beat - Rap Ki Kacheri lyrics

[Verse 1] - Bra**ic Bhai Kaarwaai shuru ho kahaa pehla mujarim You ain't a rapper, if you just do a stint Haazir karo kaun hai hip hop ka kaathil Zyaada you tube views sey kuch nahi haasil Rap ki kacheri hai yay baathei nahi tehri hai Terey baaray mein duniya najaanay kya kehri hai Fukrey lyrics hai toh rapper kaaykay Pichli tareekh mein bhi baaz nahi aay thay Dhongi baba jaisay geeth kyu tumnay gaay thay Samaaj kay naam pay tum karo apnay faayday Aisay kaunsay lawyer woh bra**ic bhai thay Recording sey pehley jaano kanoon kayday Padhaai kay maamlay mein kyu ho tum fail Dhaaraaein itni lagegi, ki milegi na bail Kya suna album release pey tumhaari Ek bomb fatega nayi dilli mein Hook Rap Ki Kacheri Hai Yay Rap Ki Kacheri Honour, Honour, Your Honour Rap Ki Kachaudi Hai Yay Rap Ki Kachaudi Honour, Honour, Your Honour [Verse 2] -Off Beat Dilli ka launda hu, offbeat naam hai Eminem, Jay Z ko mera salaam hai Inspired by shady, violence ko lau Sach likhoo sach gao, jo bhi mai batau Dhongi baba ka lesson news mei dikhaya tha Asaram bapu ne ek beti ko bithaaya tha Merey paas daulat nahi isliye yaha hu Volume 2 jo gaaya tha mai uska gawaah hoo Shatranj ka pyaada aagay badhnay ki majboori Ban k gunehgaar mujhe mili hai mashoori Har koi hua commercial mein trap Business hai rap, autotune ek crap Superstar nahi banega tu khotha Gaano mein 8 line ka rapper nahi hota Kaam nahi karengey par karengey bak bak Par dekhe khwaab ye bollywood tak, f** Hook Rap Ki Kacheri Hai Yay Rap Ki Kacheri Honour, Honour, Your Honour Rap Ki Kachaudi Hai Yay Rap Ki Kachaudi Honour, Honour, Your Honour [Verse 3] - Bra**ic Bhai Janaab ye khaali mera ni gunaah hai Naxp faraar, bra**ic gumshuda hai Jaaonga ni itni jaldi, mai haazir hoon Maantha ki saday rappers ka kaathil hoon Par nahi lagega mujhay koi kanoon Rap kay nashay mein toh mai paagal hoon Hip hop ki mauth pey karo investigation 313, karlo mera cross examination Ek album fail hogi, lagay allegation Kitnay saary lyrics they, hazaar mein pagination Gaanjay fukkay high hua station Itni jyaada ki bhung hogayi situation Bhai mai insaan hoon, hogi galthi Hongay tumhaaray gaanay ban, no liberty Freedom of speech, tu kaminay cheez Kya bola, jail cheh mahinay kee [Outro Skit]