The octopus in your purse Is cursing like an evil sailor But remember the knife is worse For the editors of movie trailers And if you want me to I'll help it's all the same to me Just tell me if you want me to If you keep k**ing God in your eye People will think you're really callous But no matter how hard you try You'll never be as weird as Uncle Alice And if you want me to I'll help it's all the same to me Just tell me if you want me to I'm not upset just confused and it's so tough I can't relate to this world I'm not bored enough Watch out the music will complete the change in you To sing this song in braille You have to be haunted by gla** freckles And if your color treatment fails Well you can always talk to Erik Eckles