Of Montreal - Christmas Isn't Safe For Animals lyrics

Is Christmas safe? Is Christmas safe? Is Christmas safe for animals? Soft and squishy animated mammals Tapping so lightly on their teeth with a gun My god, are they cold? Is Christmas safe? Is Christmas safe? Is Christmas safe for animals? Crippled with fear of the sparking wires On an electrical beach Plagued by the thought That a bird cannot smile Why rent when you can own your own washer and dryer for $225 each? Put it on your Sears card! Why rent when you can own your own washer and dryer for $225 each? Put it on your Sears card! Put it on your Sears card! Why rent when you can own your own washer and dryer for just $250 a month? Put it on your Sears card! Why rent when you can own your own washer and dryer for $225 each? Put it on your Sears card! Why rent? Put it on your Sears card! Christmas isn't safe Christmas isn't safe Christmas isn't safe for animals Christmas isn't safe Christmas isn't safe Christmas isn't safe for animals Christmas isn't safe Christmas isn't safe Christmas isn't safe for animals Christmas isn't safe Christmas isn't safe Christmas isn't safe for animals Christmas isn't safe Christmas isn't safe Christmas isn't safe for animals Christmas isn't safe Christmas isn't safe Christmas isn't safe for animals Christmas isn't safe Christmas isn't safe Christmas isn't safe for animals Christmas isn't safe Christmas isn't safe Christmas isn't safe for animals Christmas isn't safe Christmas isn't safe Christmas isn't safe for animals Christmas isn't safe Christmas isn't safe Christmas isn't safe for animals Christmas isn't safe Christmas isn't safe Christmas isn't safe for animals