Of Montreal - Joseph and Alexander lyrics

Joseph and Alexander ride their flaming swans Above Miss Dovepost and her loudmouth niece Who had a fear of geese and who even in a corset Looked remarkably obese Joseph and Alexander redirect their swanis left To take a gander at the funnel nosed threes In the Pekinese trees Who are normally a nervous sort But now seem quite at ease Joseph and Alexander are brothers and best friends The wonderful adventures that they share together never end Be sure to send a smile for me and Dave To wherever they're pretending to be I hope they keep a journal And take lots of photographs Of all the funny things they see Joseph and Alexander Approach the nest of the speckled salamander Who with utmost care is knitting thermal underwear She smiles and hollers up "These are for my grandchildren to wear" Joseph and Alexander feeling tuckered Now decide to meander back into their beds And kiss their swanis on the head But before going to sleepy land Joseph turned and said "Aggats, I love you" Alexander yawned and said "Joseph me too I love you"