Of Montreal - A Man' Life Flashing Before His Eyes While He And His Wife Drive Off ... lyrics

I heard a human voice in an adding machine and my brain slipped out of my ear Which made it hard to hear A customer clapping in approval A bird flew Through the window And he s**ed it Right into his mouth I looked on the floor and saw The carpet was turning to gla** I lifted my feet very fast and ran out the door I walked to a bus stop there I waited the bus And when it finally arrived I climbed up inside A lady sat down beside me She gave me a mirror When I looked in it I saw I was her This made me forget that I was Driving at night with my wife She's so beautiful the love of my life We drove into the sea