Jumpin' up and down the floor My head is an animal And once there was an animal It had a son that mowed the lawn The son was an okay guy They had a pet dragonfly The dragonfly, it ran away But it came back with a story to say Her dirty paws and furry coat She ran down the forest slopes The forest of talkin' trees They used to sing about the birds and the bees The bees had declared a war The sky wasn't big enough for them all The birds, they got help from below From dirty paws and the creatures of snow So, for a while things were cold They were scared down in their holes The forest that once was green Was colored black by those k**ing machines But she and her furry friends Took down the queen bee and her men And that's how the story goes The story of the beast with those four dirty paws