Odd Nosdam - Split Screen lyrics

[Yoni Wolf] Some boy from Astronomy cla** Wants you to get a make-over He'll candidly invite you Onto Jenny Jones You won't recognize him When they bring you out They'll give you new shoes Modern style gla**es And a year 2000 haircut They'll split screen you Next to the photo of you With the stretch-pants and mullet You'll be kind of mad At the kid from Astronomy cla**... But not too mad Cause after all He did get you a free make-over