In the playground he played hopscotch Instead of bulldogs When he talks to me It's like a grammy acceptance speech Now I'm twenty three I'm at my friends party Then he corners me and he won't stop talking Yeah he's just a little bit OTT And he got oh so upset When the dish ran away with the spoon And he'll jump out of his skin At the sound of a burst balloon And it's such a big deal At the sight of blood he'll swoon His doors are locked on a full moon There's a drama queen in the room No he won't stop saying: Blah Blah Blah Blah La dee dee dah da dah He won't stop talking Can you believe? He won't stop talking People start to leave To his disgust I light a cigarette Can sprinklers make this guy more wet? He's just a little bit OTT And it's such a big deal When the b**h ran away with the spoon His doors are locked on a full moon There's a drama queen in the room