O.S. Darko - I'm A Catch lyrics

C.J. Silhouette (intro): Hi Corey! Hook: *chuckles* I like to think I'ma catch But you never heard me say I'm a mack (Nah!) Bless the women who would think I was that But you'll never hear me claim I'm a mack (Nah!) I like to think I'ma catch But you never heard me wager "a mack" (Nope!) So fellas, grab you a pen and a pad Coz this is how a gentleman acts (Yeah!) Corey Hanz - Verse 1: (*Ahem*) Well first of all, I call 'em Misses, surname if given Never derogitory terms, no need to get into For jokes! You know! Your skull's been slapped before, tho T.H.O.T.S., hoes, box, yo, that's a no-no Grown folk, but won't show! In the mind, they loco "Bipedalism," Pokémons whom evolved into some Slowbro's Bullet time, you can witness him gettin' Bo Bo Bo-bo-bo Bo Bo'ed, she done super fisted ya nose bone *punch* A reputation to keep the dirt off my logo I'm single, plus the size of my ego is solo/so-low (Get it?) Far as the age? Selective with those Goes between 28 - 44, or young with an old soul Mean her no harm, but Lady Hip Hop is so dope! I always give her respect whenever we both flow (Truuee) That's how you treat 'em, with no ulterior moe-toe[motive] You're listening to this in decode mode I showed most of my true emotion throughout the notes of that whole prose I'M SORRY! Guess the floodgates was too much to postpone (Ha!) Guys embara** themselves, messing up their mojo Fall back - Regroup - Retreat! Or even phone home Fellas need to control what goes on in their own dome Causing these women some grief, actin' a Mo-joke Practice some etiquette and quit saggin' your clothes low Oh, bro? Don't forget to shower, you ruining the ozone Yeah Hook: I like to think I'ma catch But you never heard me say I'm a mack (Nah!) Bless the women who would think I was that But you'll never hear me claim I'm a mack (Nah!) I like to think I'ma catch But you never heard me wager "a mack" (Nope!) Never! So fellas? Grab you a pen and a pad Cause this is how a gentleman acts (Yeah!) Corey Hanz - Verse 2: Second verse is no holds, came along way from Throwback Chick Ain't much changed, I've only grown, that's it Spitting game I hate to play, its just so pa**é If I like you then I do, won't ever joke that way Catch me concealing my feelings? Think of it using discretion Maybe one day it'll happen, never know who you'll be destined I keeps it movin', tho! Dwelling's for the obsessed and corny Deaf men in their 40s, upset cause their horny (Ha, haaa!) My tase in women ain't far fetched (Size?) Don't matter, if she stay proactive, I'm all set Gotta be able to cook, at least I'll fail at fixing us meals, it's imparative that we eat If our marriage bond gon' be chill she can't mind me rubbin' her feet Yes ma'am, I'm for real! Pedicures every two weeks, can I have that? (Yeeaaah!) Tongue in cheek?, none I speak, this is mad facts And I ain't stingy with the money, you can get cash back Now tell me I ain't a catch! Promise I ain't a mack My God ain't gon' play with that Collect the reciepts from all my blessings then take 'em back Could never fake the flack Homegirl tells me that: I be's a cool dude 'but I'd makes a greater dad! That's what a catch would do, tho Making sure Him and Her the perfect dynamic duo Now move over boys, (Move!) And let a man go thru! Let a man go thru! Yaheard?! Hook: I like to think I'ma catch But you never hear me say I'm a mack (Nah!) Bless the women who would think I was that But you'll never hear me claim I'm a mack (Nah!) Huh? I like to think I'ma catch But you never heard me wager "a mack" (Nope!) Never! So fellas? Grab you a pen and a pad Cause this is how a gentleman acts (Yeah!) Huh! Huh! I like to think I'ma catch But you never heard me say I'm a mack (Nah!) Bless your heart if you thought I was that But you'll never hear me claim I'm a mack (Nah!) Have you? I like to think I'ma catch But you never heard me wager "a mack" (Nope!) Never! So fellas? Grab you a pen and a pad Cause this is how a gentleman acts (Yeah!) C.J. Silhouette (outro): I think what makes this brother a catch, is the fact that he is unattached And their ain't a woman in her right mind that wouldn't snatch -- Him up if he didn't give off that vibe to attract So if you're gonna be about this cat This is mad facts, know what I'm sayin'? Gotta come correct, and have them sk**s to match Corey Hanz? I gotcha back If you're not with it, then you ain't jack Mmm, you like that? I like that Now I'ma quit with all my smack, and let somebody else get on the track Corey Hanz (outro): Shout out to all the real women Emphasis on the REAL women -- Keeping REAL men on they toes, natta da mean? The only reason we strive to do better is coz of y'all And, I STRIVE to do better, as a rapper, and as a man! So special thanks to Nicole, Mariee, CJ, Rachelle... And last but not least, Monique - Love ya, b**by! (laughs)