Do ya... wanna do some crack? Do ya wanna drop a log? Do ya prefer to pick your nose? Or would ya rather mouse a hog? The bathroom is a holy place I can wack-off without disgrace What! There's no paper? I don't care I'll wipe my a** with my underwear The bathroom is a holy place I can wack-off without disgrace There's so many games to play in here Like "Bombs away in the hollow chair" It's a place I can think Projects chunks in the sink So many things to do in there You can't see me - so I don't care BATHROOMS RULE!!!