Nutty Noah - I Need a Wee lyrics

When I get that feeling Where I'm busting for the toilet It really is quite painful And I really can't ignore it Today I've been quite thirsty So I've been drinking water I know that water's good for you But I drank more than I oughta So I'm looking around I'm searching for a loo I don't know where they are But I really wish I knew I need a weeeeeeee I need a wee I need a wee I need a wee I need a wee I need a wee He needs a wee I need a wee-wee I need a wee I need a wee I need a wee I need a wee I need a wee He needs a wee I need a wee-wee Then I get my brain in gear And I think of a distraction Like running taps, or waterfalls Or an Archimedes contraption So I think of something dry Like a desert, rock, or mountain But my brain won't sit around Now I'm thinking of a fountain, ohhhh I'm hopping from leg to leg As I do my wee wee dance I cannot hold much longer I might just wet my pants I need a weeeeeeeee I need a wee I need a wee I need a wee I need a wee I need a wee He needs a wee I need a wee-wee I need a wee I need a wee I need a wee I need a wee I need a wee He needs a wee I need a wee-wee So I cross my legs I cross my fingers too I hope there's time To make it to the loo I need a weeeeee Someone point me in the right direction There's one there I think it's free I did my wee I did my wee I did my wee I did my wee I did my wee He did his wee I did my wee-wee I did my wee I did my wee And I really enjoyed it I got it in the loo And I didn't splash the carpet I put the seat up I put the seat down I did my wee All around and round I did my wee I feel so free I'm as happy as can be Because I did my wee My wee-wee-wee-wee-wee...