Nutty Noah - Burp It Up lyrics

I'd like to introduce you to a special lady in my life It's not my daughter not my sister not my cousin niece or auntie my mother or my wife Ooh, such a lovely lady Who suffers from Aerophagia She has a flappy epoglotis In her oesphagus She was drinking something fizzy When her stomach got so busy Trying to push out all the unwanted air But then she took a ma**ive slurp And it really made her burp And it kind of caught her unaware It blew her backwards off the chair So don't talk with your mouth full grandma Gonna swallow more air than food grandma Then you'll have to burp it up grandma And people might think you're rude So make sure that it's chewed Granny's such a charmer Welcome to her burp-o-rama She's a cla**y lady Belching up her onion gravy She had a little treat And said I think that you'll agree That I like it but it doesn't like me You know it's going to give me wind And she's burping with a grin Saying it's better off out than in She said it's better off out than in So don't talk with your mouth full grandma Gonna swallow more air than food grandma Then you'll have to burp it up grandma And people might think you're rude So make sure that it's chewed So don't talk with your mouth full grandma Gonna swallow more air than food grandma Then you'll have to burp it up grandma People might think you're rude grandma Come on come on burp it up grandma Tell it to get out and walk grandma Work it burp it work it up grandma Do that thing where you burp and talk She's causing a sensation grandma With her aerotation? grandma Welcome to her burperation Sweeping across the nation