(Thompson/Foreman) [Background vocals throughout the song : "Get all up !"] Andy Pandy and Mr Pastry Good golly Miss Molly You sure look tasty The wooden tops And goldilocks Sit with Bill and Ben To watch Top of the Pops Plugalugglopamop Ho ho Auntie Jean Your very first go on the big wheel To spin the big wheel score a cheap thrill The enter into the smug world The drugged world what a quiet girl Mmm mmm mmm then I learnt to whistle Mmm mmm mmm then I learnt to The golden age of eighteen If you go down to the pub tonight You're sure of a big surprise A straight gla** pushed to the side of the boat Through somebody else's lies They are squeezing you teasing you they're egging you on They're egging you on (x6) Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand Why she walked like a woman but talked like a man Mmm mmm mmm then I learnt to whistle Mmm mmm mmm then I learnt to whistle Toommy Cooper till d**h us do part And with his dying breath laughed Then apple and carted Ooh ! Man what's going on what's going on what's going on going on going on going on Must be getting on getting on what's going on Mmm mmm mmm then I learnt to whistle Mmm mmm mmm then I learnt to whistle ...