Havin' oral s** wit the leg of the table Motors homes just got cable And the bathroom smells like a dollar bill Smokin' burnt water and ma**ingil Run up the tab in the taxi cab Don't give a crap when the tree branch snaps 3 rusty strings on your guitar Slicin' at his knees wit a credit card Pushin' up daises in your Sunday shoes Sittin' on the porch singin' the blues Got spaceships landin' on your front lawn Ugly ducklings turned to a swan The hamburger dreams in the yellow moon Skull cap wig is on the spoon And your wearin' my drawers and actin a fool And pissin' in your neighbors swimming pool Don't give a damn about the dirt Play the violin with out a shirt Put your foot threw the window in the barn Naked women settin' off the car alarm Electric flowers in a solid bubble Bad a** jacks causin' ma**ive trouble Big forehead and a broken man Molestin' cripple in the back of a van When he gets wet he turns to a car The worlds smallest man fits in a jar Spiked alcohol is a dime a dozen Your had a retard cause your f*cked your cousin ? & 1997 Dellfold Entertainment & ncs