Nuclear Rabbit - Realities And Misconceptions Of The Hair Club For Men lyrics

Sitting in front of the t.v. late one afternoon Saw a man that would change my life, make my balding head rebloom His name is mr. sperling, his good friends call him "Sy" Strand-by-strand the hair club can kiss my balding head goodbye Minoxidil insanity Sy Sperling is reality Strand-by-strand your hair expands Naturally He's a modern day Jesus. A leader for the meek Before and after, no more laughter, you too can be a sheik Hair once gone will grow again, no one will point and stare Sy Sperling is not just the hair club president He's also a client Minoxidil insanity His favor to humanity Free you from stupidity Indefinitely? 1-800-hair club for men