Brace the line between the lowest calories. Parkay or bu*ter which would you rather have slide. Down your tube into the bloated gloop of food. Where all synthetics secrete as a bubbling crude. The time has come to toss the ol' churner. And meet new demands for processed bu*ter. Pleasing the public seems to the be only way. So lay the res carpet and make way for parkay. Imitation bu*ter lies behind a gla** door. Dietary predicament that has stood the test of time. Sniffer dinky dinkle fondue cheese. Parkay, the saviour, will reside on your pancakes.