Notre Dame - A Misconception Of The French Kiss lyrics

Excouse moi madame, "L'Arc de triomphe?" La tour eiffel ou Notre Dame - un tourist demande A devil in disguise - fangs madame voila Krumlour of Paris it's beau and romantique who are you? She then ask - first pious then grotesque If this is all there is then it must be some mistake Is this what I think it is a mistake Is this what i think it is, a mistake of the world famous kiss With etiquette and finesse - I ask for some adresse, then - en touriste? Oui oui - I show no mercy