Not Literally - Walk Of Shame lyrics

Hello daylight, my old friend. I've gone and done it yet again. And in the early morning light I see, A Hufflepuff boy sleeping next to me. Last night he seemed cute but now I'm thinking I was cursed. But it gets worse. It's time to take the walk of shame. And from his creaky bed I creep. Oh Merlin's beard please stay asleep. The dungeon's never seemed so far away. I haven't brushed my teeth since yesterday. What I left in his room might make this my last hurrah: my wonder bra. I must regret this walk of shame. I see a prefect on the stair. I can't avoid her knowing glare. And I see figures moving through the fog. The quidditch team out for their morning jog. Then a gust of wing comes and blows my skirt over my ears. The whole team cheers. They know my past walks of shame. But now I'm home so I don't care. I brush the sandwich from my hair. As I approach my bed I hear a snore. My roommate's in it with some Gryffindor. How thick her bu*terbeer goggles must have been To sleep with him. His turn to take the walk of shame.