Not jack - Test, Fail, Face, Correct lyrics

Today in school it was such a boring load of crap day The teacher went on and on and on It's been on for too long He must sh** pants Science is life but sh** Shut up gobsh**e Bullsh** comments Oh yeah that's great What good respect coming from a teacher It took me time to complete the exam and very hard Girl where are you baby This dog started to jump in Attacking people, like a ravenous bear Like a rattlesnake Wants to eat your heart out Eat Tonight's the party it's gonna rock As fit as a fiddle It's our party It is our party Dancing with Barbie She's so hot I got my Got my result It says I failed What Smelly poo Teachers testing, failing Face Correcting Smelly poo What's the use of it? Oh my Let's go become a superstar But it can't happen overnight, superstar It's the worst Time of the year now Back to more bloody exams Crap I'm a superstar Not a scientist I always hate going to school cause teachers Walking down to school cause teachers Test Fail Face Correct Test Fail Face Correct Test Fail Face Correct Test Fail Face Correct Test Fail Face Correct Test Fail Face Correct Test Fail Face Correct Test Fail Face Correct Test Fail Face Correct Test Fail Face Correct Test Fail Face Correct Test Fail Face Correct One day I was amazed by her One day I was surprised by my result I'm a superstar Teachers are testing Teachers are testing Teachers are failing Students are facing Teachers are correcting Every week, every week, every week, every week Every week, every week, every week All girls are Too hot for us Attractive Models Honey Bunch See ya I have detention after school For talking back to sir I was a cheeky little fecker But he deserved it He ruined my Life since I came here to learn Can't stand.. The likes of him, the head melter I'm here For respect and brains Not slaves and discrimination And Tonight is the night My friend and I Go out to fight Don't care what mr. teacher says I have a life, it's only messing He's my friend after all It's just for the crack Everyday our sir does Test Fail Face Correct Test Fail Face Correct Test Fail Face Correct Sir snapped the very next day saying I'm A Creative handsome looking artist I was creeped I was shocked Everyone was creeped What's next? He'll bring us.... On a gay date It felt like yesterday he was bad enough I'm gonna expose him The not-nice rude teacher he is On the parent teacher meetings He stole my parents' weekly budget And suddenly he told us to Test Fail Face Correct Test Fail Face Correct Test Fail Face Correct Test Fail Face Correct Test Fail Face Correct Test Fail Face Correct Test Fail Face Correct Test Fail Face Correct Test Fail Face Correct Test Fail Face Correct I felt bad of doing it myself But then I came out From behind the curtains To the principal's office That day I was happy He left But I was scared of what He was gonna do to me I worry way too much Before he quitted the job He gave me good results My life became much better Every night me friends hung out Listening to the music up loud And I was facing My life of no failing from sir I always hate going to school cause teachers Walking down to school cause teachers Test Fail Face Correct Test Fail Face Correct Thank god he's gone cause all he done was Test Fail Face Correct Yep but others do it too yeah Test Fail Face Correct Test Fail Face Correct Test Fail Face Correct Test Fail Face Correct