Northern State - Thing's I'll Do lyrics

Things I'll Do The things I do so easily This is just one of the things I'll do I'll parallel park your car for you I'll do the Brooklyn bump into a tiny space And then I'll cut your hair and then I'll clean your place Cause I'm well equipped and I'm well rehearsed And I'll bring those files in my pleather purse I'll save your seat, I'll pour your whiskey neat I'll make you eat your greens and do everything in between Call me anytime, I'll manage your damage I'll balance your budget then make you a sandwich Take you where you're going, put it on your tab I'll take the f**in back way like a Livery cab I'll walk to your house through a thunder storm To pick up this track just to write this song I'll do your chart, and your math, and your laundry too And those are just some of the things I'll do I'll ride my bike all over this city Give myself a pedicure so my toes could look pretty too You want to do what I could do for you? I'll mix your drink, wax your legs, just to name a few I'll organize your underpants man, I'll color code it Back you a vegan pie, and then I'll a la mode it You can take a seat at the head of the cla** And watch sprout teach your kids how to shake their a** Up in the natural foods I'm pimpin how to be healthy If you drink this sh** you'll be just like me I'll write a book on how to do that In case you want to do that Just follow these simple steps and see Like me you could be free with nowhere to be From 9-5 it's not hard all you need is a credit card Or 12 or 22 These are just some of the things I'll do Cause there's a million ways that you can make a buck And there's a million ways that you could change your luck There gotta be a million ways that you could make a buck- The things I do so easily! (x2) If I was an heiress, like Nicky or Paris I'd lounge in bikinis and drown in martinis I'd chill with such sk** I'd be dressed to the nines Sip the finest of wines, eat the leanest linguinis But that's not the kind of life I lead My everyday's moving at a different speed I supper with sprout I chill with Correne I sell off my hair like my name was Fontine I'll charm your parents with my je ne sais quois I'll make your margarita sweeter at the rodeo bar Plan you a trip, get you there in a jitney Write you a song, get you sounding like Britney Hesta, can you find me a man and Hesta, write a plan for my band I got an idea- or maybe a few And those are just some of the things I'll do Cause there's a million ways that you can make a buck And there's a million ways that you could change your luck There gotta be a million ways that you could make a buck- The things I do so easily! (x2)