Yes it's true that he and I were sweethearts Now he's about to steal your heart away You're asking me to tell you all I've known about him And I have only one thing to say I wouldn't buy a used car from him Don't trust the man that's every woman's friend Those kinds would always get you in the end I wouldn't buy a used car from him You don't hear a single word I tell you I'm saying things your heart don't care to know But you'll agree with me that it's all over and done He saw you come in and you'll see him go I wouldn't buy a used car I wouldn't buy a used car