Rise all my soldiers the Lich king is here Gather your chars to set some fear We're all level ones and we fight with our hands See you in Badlands But now when we're here they say that we're wrong They're leaving my raid now I'm standing alone I'm walking in Badlands with my wooden sword Now I'm running for life cause I'm hunted by hordes I'm trying to escape to Ironforge When I'm hunted by the hordes They're mounted and it's so far away I'm sick of being be ganked all f**ing day In Stormwind I will stay And then I will be so AFK I'm walking through Deadmines With cloth on my mage And I try to fight the mobs But it hurts I'm calling my friend because he's fat and alone We're using Skype instead of phones He's at level 80 and epic like hell I'm all out of spells Now I'm standing outside cause I'm waiting for you But I'm not alone, the hordes are here too I try to be friendly please what have I done Don't k** me I'm just level 1. I'm trying to escape to Ironforge When I'm hunted by the hordes They're mounted and it's so far away I'm sick of being ganked all f**ing day In Stormwind I will stay And then I will be so AFK I try to blink away This is how I play The same old story Every day I don't want to die As a junior noob ally But when I'm in outlands I'll fly I'm trying to escape to Ironforge When I'm hunted by the hordes They're mounted and it's so far away I'm sick of being ganked all f**ing day In Stormwind I will stay And then I will be so AFK I'm trying to escape to Ironforge When I'm hunted by the hordes They're mounted and it's so far away I'm sick of being ganked all f**ing day In Stormwind I will stay And then I will be so AFK