We wrote this song, it's not too short, not too long It's got back-up vocals in just the right places (in just the right places) It's got a few oohs and ahhs (oooh aaah) And it takes a little pause Just before I sing the F word Please play this song on the radio Almost every line is sung on time Almost every verse ends in a rhyme The only problem we had was writing enough words (oooh aaah) But that's okay, because the chorus is Coming up again now Please play this song on the radio Please play this song on the radio Please play this song on the radio Please play this song on the radio Please play this song on the radio Please play this song on the radio Please play this song on the radio (please play this song) Please play this song on the radio (please play this song) Right about this time Some sh** head will be drawin a fat f**in' line Over the title on the back sleave What an a**hole! So Mr. DJ I hope you've already made your segue Or the FCC is gonna take a sh** right on your head Can't play this song on the radio (can't play this song) Can't play this song on the radio (can't play this song)