Nofx - I've Become A Cliché lyrics

You know how it is! I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm 40 now and I got a family and I got sh** to do. And, you know, I made the decision when I was 40... I'm goin' on the wagon, you know? No more drinking, no more drug taking, no... oh, this? This is a beer, but... you know... this is light beer! It's... it's not even like drinking beer! I've become a cliché. I've become a cliché. I've become a cliché. I've become a cliché. Okay, well, I'll have a drink or two at shows, but only to loosen up. I totally stopped doing d**. Oh, prescription d** are... you know, that's different. It doesn't have to be my prescription. If a doctor prescribes these d**, they've gotta be pretty safe. But, you know, I definitely don't do street d** anymore. I mean, unless you've got some. I've become a cliché. I've become a cliché. I've become a cliché. I've become a cliché. Oh, you're not holding. That's cool. No big deal. You know, I never do it unless it's just around... or someones offering it. Oh, I know a guy! Yeah, he's... he's like 10 minutes away. I'll... I'll drive. I'll drive. You know, I got money too! Oh, oh we... yeah we could just stay here. Or... I'll be back in 20. I've become a cliché. I've become a cliché. I've become a cliché. I've become a cliché. Whaddya mean? This is not last call. This is first call. We'll... we'll... I know a place we can go. We'll go right... You threw up!