Nofx - Fun Things To f** (if You're A Winner) lyrics

fun things to f**. fun things to f**. fun things to f**. fun things to f**. f** the front door, f** the back. f** the good girls with the knack. f** the government until they f** you back. f** a m**m, f** a j**. f** fans of blink 182. that's illegal if you were born in '83. yeah, yeah, yeah. f** a bean cheese burrito. f** a bowl of cookie dough. f** the space between the big and neighbor toe. f** a cop, f** a marine. f** a jar of vaseline. f** a calzone with pepperoni. f** a midget, f** a dwarf. f** chris cringle with an elf. but before you f** it all... go f** yourself!