Nofx - My Stepdad's A Cop And My Stepmom's A Domme lyrics

They both wear uniforms They both have shiny boots They both use unnecessary force One whips one shoots They both have a nightstick They both are sadistic They both have a tough beat I think it's kind of neat That my step dad's a cop And my step mom's a dom I found a pair of handcuffs I don’t know who they belong I don’t wanna know what happens When my parents do something wrong Oh my step dad's a cop And my step mom's a dom They both lock people up They both keep people down They do their crazy jobs When I'm not around To serve and protect To get served with respect They both think I suspect That my step mom's a dom And my step dad's a cop I can't explain the things I hear When I eavesdrop I found a can of pepper spray Beneath a riding crop Oh my step mom's a dom And my step dad's a cop That my step dad's a cop And my step mom's a dom I found a pair of handcuffs I don’t know who they belong I don’t wanna know what happens When my dad does something wrong Oh my step dad's a cop And my step mom's a dom My step dad's a cop And my step mom's a dom My step dad's a cop And my step mom's a dom My step dad's a cop And my step mom's a dom