Nofx - Linewleum lyrics

(feat. Avenged Sevenfold) Intellectual property never meant anything to me So I'm not crazy For trying to pimp out a classic song At 25 years old it's the humane thing to do Even though you know we know you think it's wrong But after 700 covers and 1800 shows And because it's the song that Colombian's love to hum We voted to pull the plug and euthanize Linoleum I think I was born into this world To piss people off So I'm doing what a smart band never would I'm taking our one well known song And trying to make it Not very good Linoleum never meant anything to me I never even wrote a chorus, just verses and a bridge It's like bull-dozing a bowling alley, for a used record store Decomposing your best song is sacrilege But when most hopeless bands play it wrong And it's in Le Tigre's best song And it was the last song that Tony ever played It's time to put Linoleum out to stud And make sure that it gets laid That's me and I got a new kitchen floor But I still sleep with a close friend The leather trunk next to my bed That's me on the street and I'm walking with my kid When she told me she knows everything I did Because she just finished our book What? Wait. What? What the fu*k? What the hell? Why did she feel the need to tell me That she knows her dad is more than kinda weird She knows that I do drugs She knows that I'm kinky But what keeps me up at night is that her friends know that I drink pee