I don't wanna go to sleep at night I wanna stay up tied and try this song right right I don't care if you think is wrong With a blue and white help me compose my most fu*ked songs When I'm with NOFX Or having bondage sex I seem to function When I'm alone It's just self destruction It was 6:00 A.M I was watching Horace and Pete It made me heal Crush a pill and do a line And slug a Johnny Walker neat The sun was coming up So I bought another gram in Birmingham I needed some rest But that show really depressed me It's a good thing that that city Has online delivery When I wake up and touch a floor I never seen before I must have been sedated I'm sure that I have a smile on my face Even though I was most likely violated 'Cuz when the drugs work right You can't remember the previous night You probably made some really bad decisions 'Cuz if they weren't bad the drugs must have been And you're at home laying on your couch Probably depressed 'Cuz you're watching Horace and Pete Taking an advil And drinking Pellegrino neat What's the point of doing more? When the drugs don't work no more That's when I realized that while scraping the floor in Birmingham Why'd I need to score? When the drugs don't work no more That's when I realized what I am in Birmingham I don't like doing drugs I just like doing more Then it's time for a dram and another gram in Birmingham I wake up happy not depressed After just a eight hours rest Then it started again the very next night in Nottingham