Gonna "send those welfare bums right back to work" (Gotta start a war before 84) Start a dirty war in El Salvador Gonna back the Contras and Apartheid Then I'll win the election by a landslide Ronnie and Mags, Maggie and Ron Let's get together build a neutron bomb Maggie and Ron, Ronnie and Mags Let's get to Grenada, gonna fly our flags Gonna privatize, shut down some mines Gonna back Khmer Rouge and Apartheid Feed a slice of cake to Bobbie Sands Spend a holiday in the Falklands Ronnie and Mags, Maggie and Ron Gonna get the hostages from Iran Maggie and Ron, Ronnie and Mags Let's go to Grenada and the Falklands Ronnie and Mags, Dennis and nance We know exactly who is wearin' the pants Dennis and Nance, maggie and Ron Let's have a foursome build a neutron bomb