I've got one Jealous Again, again I got one k**ing Joke I got what was bound to happen What was broken now's been broke I parted with my Neurosis but I kept the Lookouts I got the record player but I didn't get the house I've got one Black Flag Damaged And one Golden Shower of Hits I left the Misfits coffin set but I f**ing kept the Spits Now I got Group Sex and No Control I got Suffer and Let's Go I left Freedom of Choice with the Guilt Show I knew it was over when I put on Walk Among Us You grabbed the TV remote control You put on Survivor and I put on some headphones And cheated with my first love rock and roll I took back my Replacements and grabbed my E13 Bullet, Nihilistics, and the banned "God Save The Queen" This wasn't like the Faith/Void This was a clean split If I didn't grab my records They may all have been smashed to bits Take your Guns N' Roses with the Robert Williams cover And I'll take the Fugazi picture disc 19 or 20 years ago, I labeled my slip covers That was a union I wasn't willing to risk