Nofx - New Boobs lyrics

Something is lacking, I'm not attracting My b**bs are not as big as I want them to be I want 36D I'm not receiving enough affection Gonna get me a silicon injection And fulfill my dreams, bust outta my seams My social life is pathetic, I can't find a man When I need is cosmetic surgery Be the best I can be Proteins, and milkshakes, ma** vitamin consumption Who needs to diet when liposuction is painless and quick, local anesthetic Now my body is a model of flawless perfection I most certainly will cause an erection Wherever I go, but I still don't know The reason why I can't find a mate Guys I meet ejaculate Then leave through the door, I can't take anymore New b**bs- jugs, new b**bs- jugs....