Stop have a beer it's on me has anyone ever told you that you Look like a hollywood star Oh you've heard it said many times Before right here at this bar I'm lame So I drink cause it makes me Happier than being alone. My good friend MR. Johnie walked red Keeps my insides warm like a c*nt Seems like evrybody's got Something I have not, a reason not to die so I say d**h to Mr. Right cause that will never be me yeah yeah yeah