Nofx - California Drought lyrics

I once heard a song about it never rains in Southern California I once saw a band play at the Farm sober I hadn't had a drink Like cleaning gums or huggin' bums Or doin' something that you know's good for ya Those times are tedious and tenuous And hopefully much shorter than a blink I'm so easy to deciphe, I could rationalize for life But from all the strife I caused, I gotta go without Taking codones is insane, I don't wanna k** I want more pain So like the California drought, I'm dryin' outI got the one job that it's frowned upon if you're not a user The bands that are all sober are the ones playing the Warped and county fairs I'll go to an alcoholics meeting and get booed and called a loser Then I get invited to a party from a bro who works at Bayer He's got the sh** from 1910, bottled H that's genuine I just wanna see what all the hype's about I just gotta try it once, but I say no cuz I got 3 months? And like the California drought, I'm dryin' out My sponsor should be Ernie Ball or PBR not Pat from Petaluma The chips I want are kale, corn, potato, and for betting on a flush But now I gotta listen to a 20 minute story that's just a rumor And I'm sorry but this nicotine and caffeine don't gimme the same rush