Be a winner not a problem admitter un quit Better to be a hepper than a healthy 12 stepper, forfeit You wanna keep it goin but you dont know how Everyone at meetings gets a Lwenbru You quit, youre sh**, youre a quitter (I quit, Im sh**, Im a quitter) And no one likes you Start a pattern of behavior; I see no reason to stop. You got a habit, got to have it til its finished dont stop The Charlie Chans chopped, Pabst pitcher been poured You got a spare kidney and your liver looks bored So stop f**ing around (With friends like you Im f**ed) Youre buying the next round You wanna be a Thompson, Hemingway, Bukowski Banging Bill Burroughs lived to 83 Youre famous and youre rich, quit acting like a b**h (Youre a f**ing dickhead) And no one likes you!