Nofx - Creeping Out Sara lyrics

I was backstage at a festival in Germany talking to a cute, fair-skinned brunette I asked her if she wanted to have a beer and if she liked our set I noticed that her hair was longer in the back I figure that's 'cause she's Canadian That's why I was surprised when she told me she was fully lesbian That's when I realized it was Sara Or maybe it was Tegan I'm pretty sure that it was Sara 'Cause Johnny Sampson said she was the cooler one I told her I was a big fan of her band She asked me if I had a favorite song I admitted that I'd never actually heard them, but I like k.d. lang I told her this Jew knows about the Junos And how they got robbed three times in a row And then I asked her if she knew of anyone who was selling pills or blow That's when I creeped out Sara Or maybe I just pissed her Off when I asked her if her sister And her had ever had a threesome Where they both ganged up one girl A forgy or a fivesome Do they think strap-ons are groovy And had they ever seen the movie Bound and did they like Jennifer Tilly Did they like Jennifer Tilly Sara said she Preferred Gina Gershon Angelina Jolie In the Gia movie That was on HBO And If These Walls Could Talk Made Tegan cry a lot After that I forgot what she said That's the problem with diazepam So many things I don't remember But I've got a sinking feeling It's not that I'm a clair- -voyant but I think I creeped out Sara I was creeping out on Sara I hope it wasn't Tegan 'Cause Skiba said she is the cooler one