Nofx - Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime) lyrics

I'll throw a pie in the face of piety I'll torch a torah right off a bridge I am a reverend of irreverence I'm a shill for any sacrilege I understand that faith in a deity Helps the ma**es who are having hard times But blasphemy like prostitution Are clearly victimless crimes Blasphemy, blasphe-you, Jesus Christ the blackest Jew Blasphe-you, blasphemy, poisonous pedagogy I'm an unbeliever, I'm a heretic I'm gonna projectile puke off a pew I'm a trouble making immature imp I'm gonna turn your other cheek for you I understand we all need something to believe in I believe I'll never be given wings and I'm sorry if it's up there cuz I didn't think A song was gonna hurt its feelings Blasphemy, speaking deadpan Apparently this god has got a master plan Now they call foul, pure heresy But ya gotta wonder, does he have a plan B? Horus similar to Mithra, Attis an*logous to Krishna Jesus, different name same story All based on ancient Egyptian allegory My position hasn't been occulted It can never be more overstated My intelligence has been insulted So my tongue lashes out in defense Anything that is your holy or sacred I'm gonna desecrate and use in jest But you'll never hear a crack about Mohammed Cuz I don't wanna get shot in the chest Blasphemy, isn't this fun Rob a rabbi, bugger a nun Blasphemy, want some more? Mother Mary, the virgin who*e