Germans love to insult me The country condescends we call it arrogance they call it making friends Scottish don't speak a language The British love to gob Japanese like to chase me down the streets of Nagoya Canadians talk sh** about me Swede bands copy our sound Everything in Italy is stuck or broken down Brazilian cops extort us Russian officers deport us Icelanders feed us horse and whale Mexico gave the sh**s to us the French like Jerry Lewis The Greek beat up the opening punk band The Dutch are f**ing tall but Americans win the prize of stupidest of them all Germans love to insult me The country condescends we call it arrogance they call it making friends So let's all move to Australia, Sydney city of queers All we need to bring is American d** and German beers