Nofx - Theme From A Album lyrics

We're professional punkers we come from the suburbs After 15 years we're still having fun Now we're over 30 still looking so purty at least we got a beat up accordian That's Erik our drummer his father's a plumber He drank enough booze to get Rhode Island drunk Now he's straight but still smelly he's got one big belly From livin the good life provided by punk Singin singin singin Buy me a Becks beer or pa** me a bong Gimme some Bushmills I'll sing you this song Open another big box of cheap wine we're over 30 we're doing just fine El Hefe is not satanic he's one hip hispanic He grew up with one dozen cousins and kin He wears baggy pants he knows how to break dance You've seen him do every impersonation That's Melvin on six string "Some tell me I can't sing" Oh I think you can just don't do it round me Stick with what you know Playing guitar solo with Hetson and Watt in punk karaoke Singin singin singin Buy me a Becks beer or pa** me a bong Gimme some Bushmills I'll sing you this song Open another big box of cheap wine we're over 30 we're doing just fine My name is Fat Mike I'm obsessed with big lesbians I've been a punk rocker for most of my life I sing kinda flat I'm not really so fat But that's how I hit them with a hook or slice "I'm Kent I do sound" look he's getting so round "I'm Timmy The Turtle" he counts as he clicks "I'm Jay I don't care" someone please cut his hair "I'm Limo from Scotland so give me haggis" Singin singin singin Buy me a Becks beer or pa** me a bong Gimme some Bushmills I'll sing you this song Open another big box of cheap wine we're over 30 we're doing just fine Buy me a Becks beer or pa** me a bong Gimme some Bushmills I'll sing you this song Open another big box of cheap wine we're over 30 we're doing just fine