Nofx - Greatest Country In The World lyrics

You'll probably get car-jacked in South Africa And the women get attacked more in South Africa The miners get their arms hacked in South Africa But at least you've got the most cases of AIDS The mountains are flatter in South Africa You eat worms off a platter in South Africa Law and order doesn't matter in Johannesburg But your crime rate is the best in the world You don't need to wear a sweater in South Africa And the diamonds are blood redder in South Africa f**ing virgins makes you better if you've got HIV This is the greatest country in the world You don't need to wear a sweater in South Africa And the diamonds are blood redder in South Africa f**ing virgins makes you better if you've got HIV South Africa is the greatest country in the world!