Nofx - Fun Things To F*ck (If You're A Winner) lyrics

Fun things to f*ck Fun things to f*ck Fun things to f*ck Fun things to f*ck F*ck the front door, f*ck the back F*ck the good girls with the knack F*ck the government until they f*ck you back F*ck a m**m, f*ck a j** F*ck fans of blink 182 That's illegal if you were born in '83 Yeah, yeah, yeah F*ck a bean cheese burrito F*ck a bowl of cookie dough F*ck the space between the big and neighbor toe F*ck a cop, f*ck a marine F*ck a jar of vaseline F*ck a calzone with pepperoni F*ck a midget, f*ck a dwarf F*ck Chris Cringle with an elf But before you f*ck it all... go f*ck yourself!