Noah Gillispie - Slacker (feat. Phenomenon & Eloise Spencer) lyrics

[Verse 1: Noah] Woke up this afternoon, just in time for dinner No apathy in me, so I took a shower Then I laid all on my couch with my bag of Cheetos Watching soaps all day until I start craving Doritos So I went up my stairs to get the keys to my car Thought I might drive to the store but that's just too dang far So I booted my computer as I put my pants on Then ordered some cool ranch chips from Amazon Cause that's how life goes in my parent's basement I live there so I don't have to get a job to pay rent Toss me the "L" cause I ain't afraid to hold it It's fine with me, I'm responsibiliphobic I eat pizza like Mikey and play games like Bjergsen I'm down with just chilling and I can't stand working They say "Kid, you're smart! The way you live is absurd!" I reply so sly, "I'm just a slacker." [Chorus: Eloise] I'm just a mess of potential energy Waiting to bust on out and perform for all to see But I can't get this sinking feeling out of me I'm just a slacker and it's all I'll ever be [Noah] I'm, I'm, I'm a slacker x7 Yeah [Verse 2: Phenomenon] I've been lounging around doing absolutely nothing I think I might be productive? Nah hush it, yeah Chilling on my back sir, call me the black nerd Wait, oh yeah, I'm King Slacker Throwin' a fossil in the trash, Rolex in the dumpster Ain't got time for wasting unless it's fun sir Would make moves to improve but then wait Oh man, That means I'd have to run sir Postponing responibilities To the best o fmy ability Dodging work with nimble agility Sleeping in is how I find my peace and tranquility Let's just be clear, I'm not giving up, just giving in Know I need to pay attention, Ritalin But I don't wanna, instead I'll pout, scream, and shout I'm a slacker I'll just take the easiest route, peace I'm out [Chorus: Eloise] I'm just a mess of potential energy Waiting to bust on out and perform for all to see But I can't get this sinking feeling out of me I'm just a slacker and it's all I'll ever be [Noah] I'm, I'm, I'm a slacker x7 Yeah