The bed is made, so is the cake The frogs are swimming down in the lake The chairs are stacked and the house is locked The food is eaten and the boat is docked The flowers are watered and the gla** is filled The chain is linked, the money's billed The walls are painted and the bell has rang What is wrong? Everything! One, two, three, four Everything, everything, everything's wrong Ever stop your b**hin and you want to go on But if you look at me you laugh and you say 'Why just give me another thing, don't tell me this way' Everything's wrong Everything's wrong Your hat is sewn, the clock is set The toilet's flushed and the sponge is wet The lights are on and your shoes are tied My posters are up and my hair is dyed The house is built and the records scratched Your dishes are dirty and your pants are patched The chrome is shiny and the juice tastes like tang What is wrong? Everything! That's all I say, I say no more So please don't ask for an encore One, two, three, four Everything, everything, everything's wrong Ever stop your b**hin and you want to go on But if you look at me you laugh and you say 'Why just give me another thing, don't tell me this way' Everything's wrong Everything's wrong Everything's wrong Everything's wrong