Chorus: This is my machine, I can make him do anything Make him get a credit card and buy up the mini mall Try all you wanna try to pry him out my cold hand Nothing feels better than a warm piece of plastic It's is my machine ‘ I'll make it do anything// Verse: My side of the bed Give a goddamn what the medicine says Better not let it get under that skin or risk getting mislabeled as a symptom real quick Took d**h off the table ‘ Stood him up and asked him for a dance If you're looking for romance ‘ You wanna be lied to Made up your mind? ‘ Then you're ready to lie too Doorbell rang twice Never met a salesman who smiled so nice Seemed like a sheep to me Even though he had fangs where his teeth should be Told such funny ol' jokes Not from around here but he still spoke The King's Eng-lish til it broke Next thing you know I'm handing over my keys for a rope Chorus 2: This is my machine, I can make him do anything Put him in a uniform and squeeze ‘til he's empty Please don't tempt me to make him go spastic Nothing smells worse than a burnt piece of plastic It's is my machine ‘ I'll make it do anything// Verse: Better alive than dead Give a goddamn what the patriot says What a nice plot that you got there sir It's a lot better than not having a spot to call home Once you've gone cold Tomb's getting cozy man nothing but company Road littered with accidents How did it happen? ‘ it's not in the plan Running outta the way? Or running outta demand? Of course they'd split it if they knew where to put it Where would they put it? Down in your grave? What're you insane? Of course they'd split it if they knew where to put it Where would they put it? Down in your grave? What're you insane? [and dead] It's a waste of inherited space and that's a sin