Ninouh - Jakushi lyrics

[Super Fresh] I've always been self conscious 'bout my Jakushi Homesick enough to order fish and chips from Applebee's Takin' oral hygiene tips from Nisemonogatari I'm cool with all the hate, but what I hate the most is flattery Little kid from England with the gift of the gab Put together rhyming couplets just a swift as his dad On the playground was a cypher, said he'd give it a stab And now he's crushing competition with a twist and a jab But he's still so abhorrent at the social arts Losing all composure at the second some commotion starts Bigger than his breeches, but too small for the room Puts an Umaru hoodie on to go and shout at the moon I'm getting just a tad bit esoteric I'm short an archer, paladin, a mage, knight and cleric So I guess that just leaves me with a rogue I'll single-handedly bring leveled DPS back in vogue I'm going Act Natural Whatever that means for you Whatever that means for you Whatever that means [Super Fresh] I used to read bleach, never missed a single week Resentful of the lack friends with whom about it I could speak I switched to Ninja, but I never liked the story and themes I switched to Pirates, but the length was too distressful to gleam Going moshi moshi moshi Need to talk to Master Roshi See I'm looking for a refund, cuz my turtle beam is phony When I put my hands behind me and charge up the attack It discharges prematurely, leaving scars on my back They call me Mr. Black and platinum, Master of the Magic Arts Wiped the floor with all the elite four using a Magikarp Sent his rivals packing in a jiff to the Galapagos Imagine what this ba*tard could pull off using a Gyarados I've got a statement of a simple address To those who love me, and to those about I couldn't care less If I love you, I wish nothing but wide smiles and jubilation If I hate you? I wish the same but in response to your cremation Act Natural Whatever that means for you Whatever that means for you Whatever that means [Super Fresh] Digibro: "Hey, Jimmy my n***a I've getting hungry up in this beach You gotta make like Sanji and serve me up Some of dem oishii-a** weeabars Y'know what i'm sayin'?" I often get the question "Who's better Rei or Asuka?" My answers always "Who's got the cheaper Dakimakura" Not to be too sardonic in my wording But the best girl of all's the alcoholic in her thirties My thoughts are populated by Katanas and machinery That fires off artillery, demolishing the scenery I'm not a complex person, I've got very simple tastes I like b**bies, I like ninjas, I like ramen, I like cakes Favorite chicken Teriyaki, favorite anime Champloo Favorite game the Final Mix version of Kingdom Hearts 2 Now you this much about me if you hate me it's ok Just stick around a little longer I've got words to throw your way I know you think I'm nothing close to a cool guy I'll wipe the sh** I simply do not give with a two ply I won't defile your tombstone when you die I'll mosey to your grave and dance the Hare Hare Yukai Act Natural Whatever that means for you Whatever that means for you Whatever that means [Super Fresh]