Ninja Sex Party - Shredded Metal lyrics

So for the past three and a half years, Ninja Brian and I have been working on the most intense metal song of all time. It's finally ready, so prepare your body for this sh**. Go, Ninja Brian! That's... that's not it. No. That's not... Oh, you took some liberties? That's... that's not metal. Play it right, please. That's the sa-... That's the same so-... Just, it's th-... That's just the underwater effect on the same song. Come on, man. Brian, I know you love bloopy reggae jams. Now is not the time. Could you please play the actual metal song? That we worked on for three and a half years? Yes! Huah! Back when Satan ruled the la- Goddammit!