Oh, hey. My name is Danny. Danny Sexbang. Welcome to my top secret s**itorium. Won't you hold on a moment while I stop having s**? Cool, thanks. I suppose you're wondering why Ninja Brian and I summoned you here today. It's not just to have s** with you, although I would like to emphasize that that is 100% still on the table. No, it's to tell you something much more important. We are Ninja Sex Party, and this is our second album: Strawberries and Cream. Three, two, one, go.