Ninja Sex Party - No Reason Boner lyrics

This song is about a problem that I have... Frequently There are three, three, three kinds of erections Some are s**ual Some occur during periods of nervous tension But there's a mysterious third kind That no one really understands It happens when your shlong decides To take matters into its own hands No reason bo*er No reason bo*er It baffles scientists No reason bo*er This morning I was having breakfast At the Midtown diner The bagel was delicious And the coleslaw couldn't be finer I got a weird look from the waitress When I asked her for the check I looked down and realized I was one hundred percent erect No reason bo*er No reason bo*er I like coleslaw but not that much No reason bo*er [Mailman:] Hi! Welcome to the post office. [Danny:] Thanks! I just need to mail this package. [Mailman:] No problem, just place it on the scale. [Danny:] Sure thing! Oh! Oh god! I... I can't right now! [Mailman:] Why not? [Danny:] I... I have to go. I have a, uh... doctor's appointment at the dentist's! Now things are a little awkward Between my mailman and I That was not my best lie I was just covering up for my No reason bo*er No reason bo*er That was the wrong kind of package to mail No reason bo*er [Zookeeper:] Hi! Welcome to the zoo! [Danny:] Great! I love the zoo! Look at all those monkeys! [Zookeeper:] Actually, those technically aren't monkeys, they're macaques. [Danny:] Wow! Macaque's really hairy. [Danny:] Uh... So, what time does the zoo close? [Zookeeper:] About eight o'clock. [Danny:] Great! That gives me a chance t- Oh god. Oh, not... not now! Not in front of the children! Why have you forsaken me lord!? This is no laughing matter This is not some kind of game I can tuck away my Johnson But I can never tuck away the shame It can happen anytime It can happen anywhere When the Loch Ness Monster Decides he wants to randomly come up for air No reason bo*er, oh No reason bo*er You're ruining my life No reason bo*er No reason bo*er No reason bo*er Why....? bo*er