Ninja Sex Party - If We Were Gay lyrics

(danny s**bang) you know a lot of people come up to us and say "hey donnie s**bang and ninjab rian you guys wear a lot of spandex and live together are you gay ?" pff i have to laugh hahah hahah could you imagine that? if we were gay ? could you imagine ? a newborn deer runs trough a field a rainbow shines from heaven a child smile lights up the room as brian blows a dude a star shoots it from outer space a puppy licks his mother a ray of sunlight trough the trees as brian licks a sack there would be no sadness if we were super gay just unicorn and magic if we were super gay!!! we would all be flying on a tasteful pink duvet but mostly brian wooh wooh mostly brian's gay!!! ooh brian is gay ooh ooh ooh here's a list of things that brian like's to s** dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick balls!!!!!! dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick balls!!!!!!one two balls you're dick my dick you're dick my dick you're dick my dick you're dick my dick you're dick you're dick you're dick you're dick my balls and dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick oh sh**!!!