Ninja Sex Party - Orgy For One lyrics

Ninja Brian, I invited a large number of girls over here for an orgy tonight But I have to say, the responses thus far haven't been exactly what I'd hoped for Stacy had a headache Jenny was in jail Brenda had to work late Kate was getting Jenny's bail Angela got scurvy Ashley caught a cold Sally's dad exploded That's what I was told Michelle had to play checkers Ann was baking pie Wendy's dad exploded too That might've been a lie Pam had frisbee lessons Stella had ballet Now I'm by myself But I can have fun anyway So dim (dim) the lights (the lights) Remove (remove) my tights YEAH! Nobody showed but I'm gonna have some fun Let's get this party started its an orgy for one It's me and my hand and it's hotter than the sun So break out the tissues its an orgy for one I'm workin' out my issues in an orgy for one Margaret's cat was nauseous Jane was way too shy Steve was not invited because he was a guy Claire was parasailing Brooke said she was in space But it doesn't matter Because I'm rounding second base All through (through) the night (the night) My grasp (my grasp) is tight OH! Beating so hard you'd think I was a drum And I don't even care its an orgy for one I'm here all alone and I'm tugging on my plums It's not just masturbation, its an orgy for one It's a f**ing celebration, its an orgy for one Orgy for one Orgy for one Six (six) -ty nine (-ty nine) Without (without) the nine (the nine) Now pour (pour) the wine (the wine) I'm mine, all mine Oh my I'm batting a thousand and nailing everyone Thank you, everybody, at this orgy for one These pillows are stacked to look vaguely like a bu*t You know I'm going for it, its an orgy for one My junk is getting sore and its an orgy for one You know that I'll be scoring at the orgy for one Orgy for one (orgy for) Orgy for one